Sunday, May 13, 2007

LITTLE RED SPOT

IN 2004 I HAD 3 OR 4 SMALL PRE-CANCEROUS SPOTS FROZEN OFF AND TWO YEARS LATTER THE ONE THAT WAS ON TOP OF MY HEAD HAD COME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE. IT WAS ABOUT 1/2" WIDE AND SAT UP ABOUT THE SAME. THIS IS AFTER THE SURGERY WHICH WAS A BREEZE. SURGERY WENT LIKE THIS.... NURSE ASK ALL THE SILLY ???... NURSE INSERT I.V. NEEDLE IN HAND... NO PAIN.. ANESTHESIOLOGIST INSERTS NEEDLE IN I.V. TUBE AND SAYS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS OPERATION IS OVER....30 SECONDS LATER (OR SO IT SEEMED)I WOKE UP IN SAME SPOT WITH BANDAGES ON MY HEAD AND LEG....QUITE WEIRD. THERE WAS A BIG WAD OF BANDAGES STAPLED AND SUTURED TO MY HEAD AND THE SKIN GRAFT SITES ON MY LEG HAD A LARGE FOAM TYPE BANDAGE WITH ADHESIVE FROM HELL(MORE ABOUT THAT LATER) THAT WENT FROM THE KNEE TO THE HIP AND COVERED THE TOP HALF OF MY THIGH. THERE WAS A LITTLE STINGING WHEN THE STAPLES WERE REMOVED BUT NOT BAD. THEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE BANDAGE ON MY LEG TO BE REMOVED. I FIGURED IT WOULD HURT BUT NEVER WOULD I HAVE BELIEVED THAT FRIGGIN BAD. THEY HAD SHAVED SOME OF MY LEG BUT NOT ALL NOT THAT THAT WOULD HAVE MATTERED TO THE ADHESIVE FROM HELL. THE NURSE STARTED STARTED TO PULL IT OFF AND I WAS SCREAMING UNDER MY BREATH LIKE BANSHEEEEEEE. SHE STOPPED AND I TOLD TO JUST DO IT AND NOT STOP.... SEAMED LIKE 10 MINUTES BUT WAS PROBABLY ONLY 1 OR 2. FINALLY THE BUGGER WAS OFF THEN THE ADRENALINE RUSH HIT ME AND I ALMOST THREW UP... THE NURSE WAS SAYING NOW DON'T PASS OUT ON US. TO YOU LADIES THAT HAVE HAD A BIKINI WAX YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT... OR I MAY BE A WIMP???? I SWEAR EVEN WHERE MY LEG WAS SHAVED IT TOOK THE TOP LAYER OF SKIN WITH IT!!!! EVERYTHING IS HEALING UP PRETTY GOOD BUT NOT PRETTY. AT FIRST IT WAS ABOUT A 1/2" DEEP CRATER ABOUT 1-1/2" WIDE BUT NOW HAS LEVELED OUT SOME. NOW I HAVE A BIG ROUND SPOT WITH FRECKLES FROM MY LEG.

PICS 2

THIS IS ABOUT TWO AND 1/2 MONTHS LATER. THAT ONE SPOT REFUSES TO HEAL.





Saturday, May 12, 2007

PICS 1

YEAH NO MORE BANDAGE!!!


I THINK IT WILL HOLD WATER!!!


THIS IS ABOUT FOUR WEEKS LATER.... GETTIN BETTER


THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER GETTING HOME. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD DRUGS.... MY EYES TELL ME I AM F'ED UP PRETTY GOOD.